Bizarro Code

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The ultimate law of the Bizarros' home planet Htrae is as follows:

"BIZARRO CODE:

1. US DO OPPOSITE OF ALL EARTHLY THINGS!

2. US HATE BEAUTY!; US LOVE UGLINESS!

3. IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANYTHING PERFECT ON BIZARRO WORLD!"

(Adv No. 286, July 1961)

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