Bizarro Code

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Bizarro Code

The supreme law of the Bizarros' home planet Htrae, as transcribed below:

BIZARRO CODE:

1. US DO OPPOSITE OF ALL EARTHLY THINGS!

2. US HATE BEAUTY! US LOVE UGLINESS!

3. IS BIG CRIME TO MAKE ANYTHING PERFECT ON BIZARRO WORLD!

(Adv No. 286, Jul 1961)

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